Father's Day solved! (sort of)

I'm kind of proud of myself - I think I've solved the "What to get bigdaddysaid for his 1st Father's Day?" question.  Just when he thinks he's run out of ideas of how to entertain littlemama, all he needs to do is pull out his big bag of tricks:
All items from Spoon Sisters
I need to find a few more things to add to it...  (obviously these aren't all baby-safe, this is more of a gag gift)